Only funny without the “.”
Years ago, my friend Brendon told me to always scout the bakery department in case there were Ass Muffins for sale (mmmhpph…), and I followed this up with my own discovery of Ass Biltong (see me rolling helplessly in the butchery section). Lucky for you, on the day that Ass Loaves were on the menu in the supermarket deli, I had a camera to record another fine moment in punctuation’s loss and humour’s gain.
PS: Looking at the title of this post, I think I just invented a Yuletide emoticon. Don’t you reckon that “.” looks like a reindeer? And of course, “.” would be Rudolph.