Um. Don’t talk to tablecloths. Or, not yet, anyway.
First, talk to your girlfriend or your boyfriend, and you’ll discover that a romantic dinner or picnic on a Skinny laMinx tablecloth is exactly what makes their Valentine’s heart go pitter pat. And lucky for you, the limited-edition Flower Fields tablecloth is on a 20%-off special (while stocks last).
Now you know all this, it is time to talk to a tablecloth. Tell it: “I want you! Now!” and click ‘Add to Cart’ to prove your point.
Happy Valentine’s Day shopping!