Only funny without the “.”
Only funny without the “.”
Years ago, my friend Brendon told me to always scout the bakery department in case there were Ass Muffins for sale (mmmhpph…), and I followed this up with my own discovery of Ass Biltong (see me rolling helplessly in the butchery section). Lucky for you, on the day that Ass Loaves were on the menu in the supermarket deli, I had a camera to record another fine moment in punctuation’s loss and humour’s gain.
PS: Looking at the title of this post, I think I just invented a Yuletide emoticon. Don’t you reckon that “.” looks like a reindeer? And of course, “.” would be Rudolph.
Courtney
Erm… I think those are ass loaves. Haven’t you heard those processed meats are made from earlobes and assholes?!
Jesse
My local shop always has ass pies…
I like the emoticon; it looks like fluttering eyelashes to me!
Hoppo Bumpo
I love it. I will have look out for local ass products!
La Donna Welter - Vintage Photo-Oil Artist
: – )
orange you lucky!
Totally funny:)
And, yes, “.” looks like a little dear:)
kat
Had to check back for the ‘tone-lowering’ post. It was worth it : )
kat
Had to check back for the ‘tone-lowering’ post. It was worth it : )
Masha
“ass biltong” oh dear. Brendon is never going to let me hear the end of that one 🙂
He has been collecting those things in his notebook. A whole notebook full of them…
brendon
as in:
“none fiction”
(kalkbay bookshop)
Kristi
Can I please inquire what is an “ass biltong”?? I’ve never heard that word (the biltong word)?
Tam
From Spar you can get ass cupcakes,gets us every time too!
Heather Moore
Hee hee, ass cupcakes!
Kristi, biltong is dried raw meat that people love to chomp upon. I’m a vegetarian, so the appeal kinda escapes me…
alan
biltong (in South Africa) = jerky (in the USA)..
is it me, or do all links disappear when you roll-over them? ie they go white..
Adri
Oh my, Heather, you write SO well! If you haven’t read it yet, I think you will really enjoy the book “Eats shoots and leaves” – can’t remember the author.
Masha
“!”
Heather Moore
Alan, thanks for the note about my links. They’re not really supposed to turn white. I must go see what I can do about ’em…
Molly
Hilarious Heather!
Years ago I was an assistant producer on a film and got ragged endlessly about being an ‘ass prod’.
I deeply sympathise with all biltong, cupcakes and loaves out there…
Megan
I really like what my friend call “ass donuts”, but what are actually French donuts. They swirly appearance lends to the nickname…