On hold…
Tip #1 for how to stay sane while on hold to a call centre: Take a snap of an amusing fruit arrangement and post it on your blog.
Tip #2: Eat a banana
Tip #3: Create a slightly disturbing tableau for disposing of your banana peel.
Tip #4: Before sitting down to write your banana’s suicide note, realise you’ve been on hold too long, and this is about to become one of those life choices you’ll regret. Hang up now.
Thaya
Ha hahahahahaha…brutal fruit indeed!
Katt
Brilliant! Good morning spontaneity. Indeed brutal but all the more playful for it.
Helga Pearson
LOL, Oh my sides are hurting, you’re such a freak. It would never occur to me to abuse a banana in such a way…
(stalks off with a gleam in her eye, looking for hapless Paw Paws)
Joanna
Ha ha
Made me look,
made me stare,
made me loose
my underwear!
Prue
Love it!
Karen
That’s so funny! And so coincidental as a couple of us tweeted the exact same annoying situation re hanging on to call centres…albeit without the mention of bananas!!
skinnylaminx
🙂 But you manage to mention fruit here anyway – in the way of ‘blueberries’. Must be something about call centres that turns the thoughts fruitwards somehow. xx
kat
rofl.
kat
hmm. looking at your blog for the first time and i was wondering if you are the creator of the colt and herd print that is on the cushions sold on safari fusion that they are giving away packs of on the dailyimprint blog? phew.. hope you can understand my ramble. i cant find a link but the stuff on your site looks very familiar. if you are, i love them. if not- i love the stuff on this site too.
hopefully i win the cushions that you may or may not have designed and i can plop one on my desk seat while i ramble more comments.
byee
Emily
lol – thanks, i am still laughing!!
joanne
hahaha too funny!!!